If you're like me, you've got a mattress on the floor, maybe on boxsprings, maybe not, and you're wondering, "what can I do to get my mattress a bit higher off the floor without using telephone directories, chairs, and other non-bed-related items?" Well, mate, I have the answer for you right here:

A BED FRAME!

Yes sirree, a twin-to-full size cast iron bed frame, brand new, still in the box, ready to be assembled with a simple screwdriver so that your bed is lifted off the floor, further away from the dust mites and cicada shells. And get this, mate: it has wheels! Yes, wheels! Your own mattress-lifting, room-quality-improving bed frame comes with a caster at every corner, for quick and easy rolling transportation when you want to rearrange the bedroom furniture to a configuration more suited to your liking!

"Twin-to-full, did he say?" did you say? Well, it expands, making it compatible with a twin or a full size mattress and boxspring set! How's that for compatibility?

A brand new, cast iron, wheeled, expanding, height-adding twin-to-full bed frame for your room, for just $25. (You'd pay $50 elsewhere for a deal like that!) What's not to love? So let's talk about when you can come over and pick it up. Quickly! The sooner you call, the sooner your bed gets on its way to increased mobility and greater stature!