A few things you should know about me and Waffle House:
- I only know about Waffle House because of Homestar Runner.
- The closest Waffle House to me is 30 miles away in Dumfries, Virginia, so I don’t get to eat at Waffle House much, which makes it a momentous event when I do.
- There is a specific terminology for ordering hash browns with toppings. My preference is “Smothered, Covered, Peppered, Capped.”
- You can get a bowl of grits with cheese, eggs, and ground sausage on top. With the hash browns and coffee it’s a complete breakfast.
This particular Waflle House was really just a stopover on our Saturday trip to Busch Gardens Williamsburg.