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BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP! Apparently the prevailing meme du jour is jaded, glassy-eyed, Apple-endorsing teenage nymphet Ellen Feiss. The whole internet seems to be humping her leg:

Ellen Feiss!
Ellen Feiss!
Ellen Feiss!
Ellen Feiss!
Ellen Feiss!
Ellen Feiss!

And though she's only 15, it will probably be only a matter of time before "Ellen Feiss Nude" becomes the leading Google search request, overtaking Britney Spears. At least for a few days.

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That Google search doesn't return anything at this moment, so maybe you'll end up being the first page Google indexes for that very term.

If you get all your frequently indexed friends to point to your blog entry using those terms, you'd be in the running for the authortitative link for Ellen Feiss nude. Think of the traffic potential! Ellen fans could hang out here along with Genta Ogami groupies! :)

Then the world will move on, as it usually does.

>>That Google search doesn't return anything at this moment, so maybe you'll end up being the first page Google indexes for that very term.

Exactly. No need for links, really; my Pagerank is high enough that it'll be indexed in the next few days.

Right along with ELLEN FEISS PORN.

Come now, Paulo. "High enough" is never really high enough. :-)

I escapes me why anyone thought this was a good add. Anyone can see that this girl deserved to loose her paper because she used to torture small animals in a former life. Can you say negative karma?

>>That Google search doesn't return anything at this moment, so maybe you'll end up being the first page Google indexes for that very term.

It returns two hits now. :-)

Ellen Feiss is an idiot. She's probably popular all over the world because the whole world thinks American kids are a bunch of stoners and losers.

Joe Bob - Aren't we?

BB


I agree. I think we are.

Bob Bob


Guess this is where Little
Weed came from.

Flob a Lob Bob

Dunno what Ben this about all this, but I'm with Joe Bob and Billy Bob.

American kids are a bunch of stoners and losers, and that's why the rest of the world love's their president. You get what you deserve.

Bill - The Flower Pot Man

uuhhh
at least you could....
like....
paste her head on like
some nude body.
..huhuhhmmmmhmhuhm

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