To Die

Sat 26 Jan 2002 13:20:35

As I was rebuilding my archives, I came across this old joke, which was so funny I had to brink it back up here again. Mate.

Waking up in a Sydney hospital after a serious accident, the American tourist asked the Australian nurse: "Did they bring me here to die?"

To which the nurse responded: "No, they brought you in yesterday."